River Ratz Cafe,
"Where The Elite Eat In Their Bare Feet"

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The River Ratz Cafe & The Nobleton Outpost "canoe rental" are on the Withlacoochee River. We sit in the NW corner of Highway 476 & the River ( at the bridge ) For directions to find us, go to our ( Location / Map ) page.
The Cafe is open Wed, Thur, & Sun 7AM till 8Pm / Fri, Sat 7AM till 9PM

Cafe is closed on Mon & Tue, However canoe & kayak rentals may be available 7 days a week.
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Rent A Canoe Or Kayak at The Nobleton Outpost

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The Cafe is closed on Mon. & Tue, however canoe rentals
are available most days, call ahead for Mon, or Tue trips.
We do need some notice to be sure we have a person to serve you.

We will arrange to have someone drive your group to one of three locations in the Withlacoochee State Forest. You will be dropped of with your canoe, and then you will paddle down the river and return to the Outpost. Depending on which "drop off location" you choose, the trips can range from 4 to 9 miles. This section of the river is without a doubt, the most primitive, wild, & beautiful part of the Withlacoochee River. Paddlers also have the option of beginning & ending their trip at The Outpost.
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Rent Our Cabin / Bungalow      "Right On The River"

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The Outpost rents a furnished bungalow for people looking for a few days or longer vacation. The bungalow sleeps four and includes two bathrooms and a kitchenette.
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