Sick Puppy, Distasteful Joke from my cuz Frank
A woman stands at the edge of a cliff,
trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The woman said "No! And go away!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The woman said "No! And go away!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
The Bible, Finally Interpreted Correctly
MARRIAGE/MARIJUANA
For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed two laws,
gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed two laws,
gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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Make Up Your Mind Please
His wife was screaming at him:
"Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
As he was walking out the door she yelled,
"I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
So he turned around and replied
"So now you want me to stay?"